5 Interesting Things Black Nerds Want to See and Not See In 2015 (And You May Even Agree)

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Low-Res Memes with Terrible Messaging

Look, I ain’t here to shame the meme revolution. But I don’t know how in 2015, the year of our Lord, we still keep getting pixilated pictures that look like they were an ironed on design on a faded T-shirt from the early aughts that’s been through the washer 172 times. I don’t even know where low-resolution pictures come from anymore. I have no less than eight electronic devices at the crib that take pictures and I couldn’t make them take low-resolution pictures like that if I broke them in half first. If you out here giving the hood what it needs with that divine wisdom because you had some extra time on your break in the call center, then you gotta at least make that right for a 720p display, fam. Instagram is only gonna put up with that for so long. And, oh yeah, y’all gotta stop using Raven-Symone as the template for hood vernacular. Especially since she doesn’t even identify with Black folk like that.